Tip 48-2011: Repost of Classic Turkey Tip

REPOST OF CLASSIC TIP FROM 2009:

Instead of a real estate tip, I thought it would be nice to use this week’s email to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and provide a few of the memorable calls from the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line: 
·  A novice turkey-cooking chef wanted to know if the yellow netting and wrapper around the turkey should be removed before roasting.  Envisioning a melted plastic turkey blob, the staffer responded, “Yes, unless you like white, dark or plastic,” then offered complete roasting directions.
·  White meat, anyone?  A young newlywed took turkey preparation to extremes by scrubbing the bird with bleach.  Afterward, she called the Talk-line to find out how to clean off the bleach.  To her dismay, she was advised to dispose of the turkey and start over!
Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!! 

Please contact our firm if you have questions or need legal advice.  

Tucker Griffin Barnes – Where deep insight equals powerful advantage.

Senior Partner

William D. Tucker, III
Tucker Griffin Barnes P.C.
Charlottesville, Virginia
434-973-7474
Tucker@TGBLaw.com
www.TGBLaw.com

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One Response to Tip 48-2011: Repost of Classic Turkey Tip

  1. lol, happy thanksgiving!

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